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Episode #38: I Believe in Love, I Believe in Cancer
This episode begins with a shocking revelation and ends with sexual relations via Nutella. While Dwight and Murdock went away for the weekend, Sullivan took his inordinate amount of free time to find...
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6-Year-Old Albert –“Booty Pop” and 7-Year-Old Baby Kaely –“Bully Bully Bully”
If you got up today and thought to yourself, “what I really need to propel me into the end of the workweek is a little kid with a gross belly-button rapping about having sex with a bunch of bikini-clad...
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Jessica Redfield (Jessica Ghawi), NHL Reporter Who Survived Toronto Mall...
Photo by Karl Gehring/The Denver Post We typically don’t cover tragedy or anything like it, but because this horrible turn of events was based around an early morning showing of The Dark Knight Rises,...
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Warner Brothers Caves, Will Cut And Re-Edit Gangster Squad
A bunch of guys shooting through a movie screen with a tommy guns is EXACTLY what happened in Aurora. Right? This sets a terrible and dangerous precedent for film or anything else. Warner Brothers has...
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SBP Extra #1: Don’t Commit Sewercide Because Episode #39 Is Late
Time for sexy extras! It’s like a little bit of blood in your mouth after a fight. It’s powerful and reminds you of how alive you felt as you were getting pummeled. New show tomorrow, full of slash...
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America Is Still America Today
“This is Seal Team 6 – we’re about the firebomb this McDonald’s – over.” I posted this on my personal Facebook Page a few hours ago. People seemed to like it. Nobody has bad-mouthed me about it like...
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Michael Bolton’s Winning Softball
“How am I supposed to hit withoooout you?” I realize it’s been awhile since we posted something that wasn’t an article about one of our podcasts, but I really feel like that brings us closer somehow....
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Paging Dr. Henry Jones, Jr…
“We named the DOG Indiana.” Indiana Jones just got mail at the University of Chicago. This is just the coolest thing ever. I honestly can’t get over how sweet this is. Be sure to check out all of the...
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Merry Christmas From SBP!
From SBP…and the completely sane Randy Quaid. Have safe and happy holidays!
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They Found THE DRAGON RUBY!
Nothing says “Let’s destroy the world!” like the Dragon Ruby. I don’t want to make a big deal about it, but the WORLD IS ABOUT TO BECOME UNHINGED! J. Herschel Jeffrey and I wrote a novel called “The...
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